Click and be amazed.
(No, not here you idiot... try the links below.)
A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Waste yours here by cracking a bottle of likker and then checking out the websites below.

So... You think yer a rockit syuntist and a veritable Jethro Bodean of the internet when it comes to telling us all how to fix stuff, eh?
Are ya really that smart?
Prove it. See if you have what it takes to make...



"The List"?
Warning! Dips ahead.

Top Ten List
Stupid Service Manual Quotes

Ok... so there's only one quote. But it's a really, really good one.
Really.


To Bling... or Not To Bling!


Dat be da question!

Time to git down wit deez home skillet XJ's!

NOW CLICK HERE TO SUBMIT ORIGINAL PHOTOS of BLINGER XJ's!

Ever waste an hour deleting those stupid Nigerian scammer emails?

Then put on a pot of coffee, order a pizza and get comfortable... yer gonna be there a while as this guy makes payback for Nigerian scammers into an art-form.


Revenge on Nigerian Email Scammers.
F'N Funny!

Send me money and I'll send you money. Really.
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News Fairly Unbalanced.
We Report. You Decipher.


News that makes Wolf Blitzer
look like a crack smoking socialist.

(Ok... so CNN has that covered already...)

ScrappleFace.
News the way it 'Ott'-a be.

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Teaching America How To Fill Their Toilets With Clear Jello One Flush At A Time. - Fully Accredited.
Remember "Wacky Packages"?
A veritable 'Who's Who?' of the Redneck world!

Visit here to see if your brother in law has finally gotten his 4-wheel drive mobility scooter out of the impound lot after that horrible "Hey, ya'll! Watch this!" episode in the WalMart potato chip aisle.




Yawn.... Celebrate Apathy. The Dull Men's Club.

Are dull men the same as boring men?

No.
Dull men accept their dullness.

Boring men are dull men who actually believe that they are interesting.
Drunken, semi-naked co-eds.

Rampaging orangutans with hand grenades.

Honest lawyers who love America.

(Ok, so I made the last one up. We all know there aren't any of those.)

Speaking of WalMart and your brother-in-law...

Here's some family reunion photos from 'that side of the family'.

XT-1F




At last... an oil filter made for dorks who will buy anything.

And I do mean ANYTHING.


Sick.
Absolutely sick.
Not responsible for dain bramage from laughing at these cartoons...

Did I mention "sick"?

The Onion. America's Finest News Source.
Boxing cats?
You've got to be kidding.
Urban Legends Reference Page... Snopes.com
Does your job suck?... I mean REALLY suck.
Then you need one of these posters to help spread that 'Corporate Spirit' all over your co-workers.

Tons of demotivators suitable for that walking reproductive organ who signs your paycheck.


Despair, Inc.


Demotivational Posters & Books
UNITED NUCLEAR
Better living thru chemistry.


If you know who Mr. Wizard is then you're just going to love United Nuclear!

This site reminds me of all the fun stuff I used to do with that neat chemistry set I had as a kid... Back when the government still allowed kids to BE kids and actually go into the basement and blow stuff up...

Home.


Revised on: December 06, 2015