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A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Waste yours here by checking out the various linkage to the bizarre or 'way it should be' websites below.



So... You think yer a rockit syuntist and a veritable Jethro Bodean of the internet when it comes to telling us all how to fix stuff, eh?
Are ya really that smart?
Prove it. See if you have what it takes to make...



"The List"?
Warning! Dips ahead.

Top Ten List
Stupid Service Manual Quotes

Ok... so there's only one quote. But it's a good one.
Really.

To Bling... or Not To Bling!


Dat be da question!

Git down wit deez home skillet XJ's!

CLICK HERE TO SUBMIT YOUR ORIGINAL PHOTOS of BLINGER XJ's!

1,001 ways to kill yourself with welding equipment, a truck, beer and unlimited optimism.

"I got a welder fer Christmas!"
Yo! Yo-yo-yo you yo-yo!
C'monnnnnnnn Home Skillet! So - ya wanna be a Homey?
Flash da bling and chomp dem White Castle burgers in style!


Like whatcha been se'en up top? Den youse really hasta check out dis website... uh, "yo". Here ya can buy dem blinging grilles and yo crew can wheel in style. Seriously - where else are ya goona learn how to "invest" three years worth of welfare checks to make yourself look like a double dipped dumbass.

(Colt 45 Malt Liquor not included... but highly recommended for full viewing satisfaction.)

Ever waste an hour sorting through emails deleting those stupid Nigerian scammer emails?

Then read how this guy gets even.

Go put on a pot of coffee, order a pizza and get comfortable... yer gonna be there a while as this guy made the payback for Nigerian scammers an art-form.


Revenge on Nigerian Email Scammers.
F'N Funny!

Send me money and I'll send you money. Really.
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News Fairly Unbalanced.
We Report. You Decipher.


News that makes Wolf Blitzer
look like a crack smoking socialist.

(Ok... so CNN has that covered already...)

ScrappleFace.
News the way it 'Ott'-a be.

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Teaching America How To Fill Their Toilets With Clear Jello One Flush At A Time. - Fully Accredited.
Remember "Wacky Packages"?
Babel Fish Translator by AltaVista.com.
Annoy the piss out of your friends... refuse to communicate in English.



Yawn.... Celebrate Apathy. The Dull Men's Club.

Are dull men the same as boring men?

No.
Dull men accept their dullness.

Boring men are dull men who actually believe that they are interesting.
Drunken, semi-naked co-eds.

Rampaging orangutans with hand grenades.

Honest lawyers who love America.

(Ok, so I made the last one up. We all know there aren't any of those.)

Great site for jokes & odd pictures... surefire way to waste an entire day.

Here's a good site to waste an entire work day at...
XT-1F




At last... an oil filter made for dorks who will buy anything.

And I do mean ANYTHING.

Sick.
Absolutely sick.
Not responsible for dain bramage from laughing at these cartoons...

Did I mention "sick"?

The Onion. America's Finest News Source.
Boxing cats?
You've got to be kidding.
Urban Legends Reference Page... Snopes.com
Does your job suck?
I mean REALLY suck.
Then you need one of these posters on your office wall to help spread that 'Corporate Spirit' over your co-workers...

Or try this site for some professionally framed demotivators suitable for that walking reproductive organ who signs your paycheck.

Despair, Inc.
UNITED NUCLEAR
Better living thru chemistry.


If you know who Mr. Wizard is then you're just going to love United Nuclear!

This site reminds me of all the fun stuff I used to do with that neat chemistry set I had as a kid... Back when the government still allowed kids to BE kids and actually go into the basement and blow stuff up...
SwitchaRoo Zoo

Um... This one is like a bad car wreck... Ya don't wanna look but... ya gotta look.
Find out what a dog would look like with the legs of an elephant and the face of a jackass...
(Insert Hillary Clinton joke here.)

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