Anybody can take an old tennis ball and stick it onto their trailer hitch ball....
 Teach your little sister a lesson she'll never forget! Raid her room for a 'donor' doll, rip it's head off then stuff it onto your hitch ball like some sort of sick trophy. |
 For added fun, zip tie the body underneath the hitch and let the feet drag down the highway... (not responsible for decapitated doll bodies strewn along your highways...). |
 Great for making little kids cry on the interstate. All I need to add is a hangman's noose that tucks into the hatch & loops around our pal Elmo's neck. |
 Just yank 'Tickle Me Elmo' s voice box outta his back and use that area to fit over the hitch ball. A sewn on velcro strap keeps our hero hangin' tight at 70mph. |
| The local thrift store is a great place for this kinda garbage. A couple of bucks and you're on your way to being adored by millions. | |
If you have pics of your own repairs or can suggest other methods - please contribute your ideas (and pictures) to this article!
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Revised on:
November 01, 2006 |
